1 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:02,190 How would you pronounce this patient's name? 2 00:00:03,350 --> 00:00:09,270 Um... Vin... Vin... Vin... Vin... Vinibon... Vinboni... Vin... 3 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:12,050 Vin... Vinibonikennel, which... Wow, that just keeps going, doesn't it? Well, 4 00:00:12,090 --> 00:00:15,930 I'll just call him Big V. He'll love that. Wait a minute. Hold on. He's 5 00:00:15,930 --> 00:00:16,930 unconscious. 6 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:18,450 That's nice. 7 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:19,630 Guys? 8 00:00:20,030 --> 00:00:21,950 Guys, I might need a little help here. God, Bruce. 9 00:00:22,210 --> 00:00:23,210 What happened? 10 00:00:23,470 --> 00:00:24,128 I don't know. 11 00:00:24,130 --> 00:00:26,610 I think it was attacked. 12 00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:31,250 Someone just came up from behind me and he hit me in the back of the head and 13 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,890 knocked me down. Well, his head wound seems superficial. 14 00:00:34,590 --> 00:00:38,150 Let's check him for a concussion just in case. I just don't understand how this 15 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:39,009 could have happened. 16 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:41,570 It's all right, Bruce. You're not the only one. This has been happening more 17 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:44,510 more often. Yeah, but my reflexes are way above average. 18 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,400 Definitely above everyone here. 19 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,600 Okay, he seems fine. 20 00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:50,340 Unfortunately, there have been a lot of attacks lately. 21 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:54,580 Patients who are unhappy with their results, upset family members, or people 22 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:56,620 just want to yell that day. 23 00:00:57,060 --> 00:01:01,180 Fun fact, health care workers are five times more likely to face violence in 24 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:05,459 workplace. And there was a state bill to address this, but it failed. On the 25 00:01:05,459 --> 00:01:09,040 bright side, they did pass a bill to rename a bridge after Jeff Bridges. 26 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:10,860 So that's cute. 27 00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:13,820 Years of Aikido training. Years. 28 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:15,518 It's okay. 29 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:16,940 No, it's not okay, Matt. 30 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:21,320 I wish he'd just finished the job and killed me. Bruce, don't say that. 31 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:22,840 And you, Matt. Yeah. 32 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,580 I wish he'd killed us both. 33 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:25,940 I wasn't even there. 34 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:46,470 Hey, Joyce, do you have a minute? Sure, why not? I've only been on hold for 20 35 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:50,410 minutes. I'm trying to get Sanderson into this zoo day camp, and it's just 36 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,410 impossible. 37 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:52,730 Isn't he like 50? 38 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:58,090 Well, the website says eight and up. He insists there's no age limit, so... 39 00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:04,650 Okay. Well, I don't know if you heard this, but Bruce was attacked in the 40 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:05,309 parking lot. 41 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:08,590 What? Is he okay? He's okay, yeah. He's just a little shaken up. 42 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:09,990 Little safari day camp. 43 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:11,210 There's been an attack! 44 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,080 Jesus. Do we know who did this? 45 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:18,060 That's the thing. So I asked Leslie if he could check the security footage, and 46 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:20,460 he said that half those cameras don't even work. 47 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,100 This is totally unacceptable. 48 00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:26,680 I know. Listen, everyone is pretty freaked out, and I think they're 49 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,580 what can be done to prevent this from happening again. 50 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:34,760 Hey, I hear you, okay? And I am going to do everything in my power to make sure 51 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:35,960 that my employees are safe. 52 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:38,680 Okay. Thank you. Mama bear activated. 53 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:44,810 Yeah, I think just, you know, more cameras or... Mama Bear committed to 54 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:45,870 actionable change. 55 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:50,850 Yeah, thank you so much for taking this seriously. Mama Bear out of hibernation 56 00:02:50,850 --> 00:02:52,690 and hungry for justice. 57 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:54,370 I gotta write this down. 58 00:02:54,610 --> 00:02:56,190 This is good stuff. 59 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,750 We can't even walk across the parking lot without getting attacked? 60 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:03,610 So messed up. Honestly, this is why I'm glad I take powerful audiences. 61 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:06,210 What? I'm serious. 62 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,240 I have insane core strength. 63 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,680 Okay, so what? Oh, look, he's got a knife. Quick, plank. 64 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,000 I'm just saying I can defend myself. 65 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,660 Yeah, unless, you know, it's a man. 66 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,680 Okay, sexist much? 67 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,160 I'm not sexist. I'm just taking into account body mass. 68 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,700 And on average, men are larger than women. 69 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:28,640 Don't blame me. Blame evolution. I don't think I can kick every guy's ass. 70 00:03:28,890 --> 00:03:32,250 But I could definitely take on someone who's kind of old, kind of slow. 71 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:36,610 Maybe whose body is mostly made of taquitos. You think you could take me? 72 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:39,550 Come on. I'm not even... That's cute. 73 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:40,890 That is cute. 74 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:46,470 Ron has no idea what I'm capable of. I'm strong, agile, got quick feet. 75 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:48,070 Oh, also, I bite. 76 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:49,450 Like, right away. 77 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:53,890 You know, Joyce said you could leave if you need to process the trauma. Oh, can 78 00:03:53,890 --> 00:03:55,410 I go process in a safe space? 79 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:57,870 Yeah, I think that'd be the perfect kind of space. 80 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,400 I was mocking you, man. 81 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,480 Bruce Schweitz doesn't do trauma. I mean, I do trauma. 82 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,800 Like, job -wise. 83 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:05,520 I mean, in surgery, obviously. 84 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:06,698 Matt, come on. 85 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:07,740 Man, I wonder who it was. 86 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,320 Oh, maybe that boat accident guy. He seemed pretty mad when he left. 87 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,459 He did? 88 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:15,440 Why? I saved his leg. Yeah, but he was annoyed about the recovery time. 89 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,399 Yeah, but that's not my fault. Yeah, but sometimes patients get mad and they're 90 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:20,779 looking for someone to take it out on. And, you know, you're a pretty easy 91 00:04:20,779 --> 00:04:21,779 target. Right. 92 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,039 A target. 93 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,200 Yeah. They can turn on us and just snap. 94 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,500 Oh man, is that a balloon? 95 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,080 Look at that. Someone must have just let it go. 96 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,920 It's just floating out there. Wow. 97 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:34,900 Congrats, Brad. 98 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,700 I wonder what Brad did. 99 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,780 Please let me know if Nurse Serena's hurting you. She's a bit of a wrecking 100 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,000 ball. Okay, what I said isn't that crazy. 101 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:47,520 I've treated abscesses larger than you. Not this one. This is a normal size. I'm 102 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,260 small, but I'm scrappy. Trust me, I could do some damage. You might get a 103 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:55,540 kick in with your Lululemon pants on, but I think it's obvious who has the 104 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:59,460 advantage in this fight, okay? So, if I were just... Shut up! 105 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,520 Did you just throw out your back? 106 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,800 No. 107 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:05,980 Are you sure? 108 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:07,950 I feel like I heard a pop. 109 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,069 I heard it. 110 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:11,910 There was a pop. No, there was no pop. That was my shoes. 111 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:13,330 Can you finish up here, please? 112 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:19,250 No, I did not throw out my back. 113 00:05:19,630 --> 00:05:24,650 I thought it was inappropriate when I pretended to attack Serena, so I stopped 114 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:25,650 abruptly. 115 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:28,010 Because I'm a feminist. 116 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,260 So apparently we only have five outside cameras. 117 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,600 Two of them are broken, and one of them is pointing down at the ground because a 118 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:39,140 bird sat on it. I sure wish someone would have brought that to my attention. 119 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,300 I did. 120 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:44,280 Well, not just verbally, but also via email. 121 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,940 I did. Regardless. 122 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,140 Time to get serious. 123 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:53,260 So Leslie is pricing out some security upgrades for us. We're talking fencing, 124 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:58,900 extra guards, floodlights, you name it. We cannot put a price on the safety of 125 00:05:58,900 --> 00:05:59,900 our people. 126 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,820 Well, give or take, it's going to be about $200 ,000. 127 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:09,940 You. I'm sorry, not you. I just mean like the economy, like, oh, F you, price 128 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,840 goods. We can't do that. 129 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:16,350 Now I'm going to say something very controversial. 130 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:19,390 I hate violence. 131 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:23,490 I hate it. But do you know what I hate even more? Racism. No. 132 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:26,330 I mean, obviously, yes, but no. 133 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:32,010 Taking the easy way out. Now here I was, about to throw money at a problem 134 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:36,590 without truly fixing it. Security cameras can fail. Lights can go out. 135 00:06:36,970 --> 00:06:39,550 Guards can be bribed to join the bad guys. 136 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:41,070 Heck, that's not true. 137 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:45,020 So you're saying if an attacker gave you a billion dollars to hurt me, you 138 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:48,140 wouldn't do it? I'd attack you for a billion dollars. Thank you, Serena. I'll 139 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:48,719 it for a million. 140 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:52,220 Okay, it's not an auction, Brandon. Point is, I'm going to teach you all how 141 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:56,420 defend yourselves so that you're not only safe at work, but everywhere. 142 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,840 Okay, but you are getting those extra security measures in addition to this, 143 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,400 right? That is a great question. 144 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,060 And I have time for one more. 145 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:11,250 Anyone? There is no money in the budget to update our security right now, but I 146 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:14,510 am not going to let that stop me from helping my people today. 147 00:07:15,150 --> 00:07:18,590 I bought a self -defense book, and I'm going to pass on a few tips. 148 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:23,510 It's not going to be here until Friday, but I was able to preview the first 149 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:30,030 three pages and learn a few things, such as this book is dedicated to Cheryl. To 150 00:07:30,030 --> 00:07:35,990 Cheryl. Rest in peace, my sweet angel. Okay, so hopefully these tips... 151 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:38,350 Are going to be better than the one Cheryl used. 152 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:42,890 When you're walking to your cars, put your keys in between your knuckles. 153 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,650 Boom. Homemade weapon. 154 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:49,530 All right? Someone attacks you, keys to the eyes, keys to the groin. If your 155 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:52,890 attacker's a female, keys to the cooch will really do some damage. 156 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:58,150 I just have a key fob. Well, a fob to the cooch is no vacation either. All 157 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:01,550 right? Oh, another thing. This is something my mother taught me, and I've 158 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:02,550 it hundreds of times. 159 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,610 If you think you're being followed. 160 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:10,040 Pick your nose and eat it. Yeah, I know. But no one will attack you if they 161 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,320 think you are a disgusting self -snacker. 162 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:16,500 Okay. Did you say you've done that hundreds of times? That is horrifying. 163 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,120 Come on, Alex. Stop virtue signaling. 164 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,800 Jesus. Oh, here's a good one. Have a phone conversation like this. Oh, hello, 165 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,920 Jerry. 166 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,440 Yes, I have the guns with me. Oh, and I've just tested positive for the latest 167 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,820 strain of COVID -19. 168 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,320 They'll think you're the dangerous one. 169 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,980 I've been mugged nine times, so hopefully this stuff will help. 170 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:38,820 The police say it's a record. 171 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:42,740 I heard that if you're being attacked, you should yell fire instead of help 172 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:45,500 because people are way more likely to run towards a fire. 173 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,260 Why would you run towards a fire? 174 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:48,740 Because firemen are hot. 175 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,180 What if your attacker is a fireman? 176 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:56,320 Okay. It feels like we're losing the thread here. Firemen, America's heroes. 177 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,460 don't think so. No way. 178 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:01,420 Actually, Ron was showing me a pretty impressive move this morning. 179 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:02,700 Did you want to show everyone? 180 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,300 No, I'm good. Oh, Ron, get up here. 181 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,360 I don't know. No, come on. This is about safety. 182 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,540 It's about saving lives. Come on. Don't be shy. It's private. 183 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:16,740 Sorry, Joyce, is your whole plan just to tell us how to gross out attackers? 184 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,100 No. 185 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,700 I'm going to show you, okay, with some role play. 186 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,920 So I'm going to need a volunteer. 187 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,740 Keith, you look like a creeper. Get up here. 188 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,940 Tear up for our volunteer. 189 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:33,960 Mr. Feldman came in with abdominal pain, and we gave him an ultrasound. 190 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:38,260 Looks like kidney stone's trapped in the ureter. Yeah, he's definitely going to 191 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:39,260 need surgery. 192 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,300 He's not going to like that. 193 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:42,330 No, he will not. 194 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:45,390 Oh, wow. Big boy. 195 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:51,090 What? No, just good for you. I think it's great. Muscle man. 196 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,750 So, Mr. Feldman, yeah, your results are back. And mostly everything looks 197 00:09:56,750 --> 00:10:01,350 normal. But, yeah, we are going to have to, you know. 198 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:03,550 Why would I know? You're the doctor. 199 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,290 Well, you're just going to have to. 200 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:10,230 Matt, why don't you take it from here? Sure. 201 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:14,450 So, unfortunately, we will have to perform surgery to remove your kidney 202 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:17,250 I'm going to have surgery for this? Yeah, man. What? 203 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,449 Come on. 204 00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:21,230 It's just a kidney stone. Why can't you give him a pill or something? 205 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:25,330 I don't think so, but I'm not sure. 206 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:27,870 Well, you know, what does it say on your chart? 207 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,930 At the bottom, right corner, under my signature. Just read it. Oh, yeah. 208 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:34,910 Surgery required to remove solid mass. 209 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,280 Come on. Are you kidding? I don't have time for surgery. 210 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,440 Damn it, Matt. What are you doing to this man? 211 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,660 Matt Pearson. 212 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:47,180 Well, if you have any other questions or concerns, Matt Pearson here will take 213 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,180 care of them. 214 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:49,460 Matt Pearson. 215 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:54,640 Nice. You know, a lot of people suffer from PTSD after a violent attack, but 216 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,500 Bruce. He's actually mentoring me, getting my name out there. 217 00:10:58,060 --> 00:10:59,060 Matt Pearson. 218 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:02,810 So, you're tied up in the back of Keith's van, right? And he's about to do 219 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:04,490 something really sick and twisted. 220 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:05,769 Sorry, guys. 221 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:09,510 I don't know why I would do this. Okay, Joyce, you remember how I told you to 222 00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:13,290 ask him for Mentos and a Coke in the beginning? Well, now's the time you put 223 00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:15,370 them together, okay? You start foaming at the mouth. 224 00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:20,370 Keith comes by to check on you. He doesn't want you dead, not yet. And you 225 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,460 and bite his ear off. Ew, I don't want to eat Keith's ear. 226 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,420 Well, it's either that or you become his next skin suit. 227 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,620 Boyd, yeah, you better eat my ear. This is ridiculous. 228 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,180 I'm sorry, but I don't think eating Keith's ear or picking our noses is 229 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:38,720 solve a national crisis. We should be organizing and writing our congressmen. 230 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:42,280 And who's our congressman? You know I don't know that. And it's beside the 231 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:46,100 point. I think Alex is right. We need to get our stories out there. Exactly. Get 232 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:49,340 the public's attention so real change can happen. That'd be much better than 233 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:50,340 these silly tips. 234 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:54,690 Oh, well, I'm sorry if you think my tips are silly, but we'll see what happens 235 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:58,050 when a psych patient tries to French kiss you in the middle of the night. 236 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,970 going to be picking those boogies and eating them until the cows come home. 237 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,430 not going to be eating my boogers, Joyce. 238 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:03,810 Eat it. 239 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,490 Eat it. Brandon, grow up. Eat it. 240 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:07,790 Eat it. 241 00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:09,190 Eat it. 242 00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:17,010 Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. I was wrong. This is all extremely helpful. 243 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:22,890 Bruce, you doing okay? 244 00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:23,849 Not scared. 245 00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:28,250 Why? Because of what happened earlier. No, not scared at all. Don't even know 246 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,250 why you'd ask that. Hey, Bruce. 247 00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,570 Oh, man. 248 00:13:01,550 --> 00:13:05,550 Okay, madam, we're going to take a quick trip to Zone A. 249 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,270 But I'm waiting for my son. 250 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:10,130 Well, he's a good boy. He'll find you. 251 00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:15,130 Tell the reporter that it's causing way more pressure and anxiety for us. Oh, 252 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:18,370 and tell them about the time Dakota got pushed. It was funny, but not okay. 253 00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:21,070 Yeah, what's happening? Who's telling what? 254 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:24,250 Channel 3. I reached out to their investigative team. 255 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,030 Excuse me? 256 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:29,020 Yeah. I told them what happened to Bruce, and they're coming to do a story 257 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,020 attacks on health care workers. 258 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,760 Carl Justice is coming here? Carl on the case? 259 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,740 He's going to make this place look terrible. Every business he reports on 260 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:40,940 down. He even closed down that all -night massage parlor in Sanderson. Love 261 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:43,840 place. I cannot believe that you're thinking about bad publicity and not 262 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:48,620 best for the staff right now. No, I just mean... He doesn't have context or 263 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,620 limitations. 264 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:52,580 He's going to make it seem like this is a place where bad things happen. 265 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,660 A bad thing did happen, Joyce. 266 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,790 I'm trying to make sure it doesn't happen again. 267 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,850 If you won't be the mama bear, I will. 268 00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,750 Mama bears. I'm not going to do the voice. 269 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:07,810 What can I do? We don't have the money. I wish we did. 270 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:12,390 I'd buy new floodlights, new security cameras. I'd buy every nurse a gun. That 271 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:13,790 is my dream for the future. 272 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:18,750 Of course I want to keep my people safe. That's the most important thing. 273 00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:23,710 Firstly, no broken ribs, so all good. 274 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:27,170 Second thing, don't sneak up on people, you nut. 275 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:28,650 Gotcha. Sorry. 276 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,670 Are you sure this doesn't have anything to do with the attack? 277 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:36,190 Like, maybe it's affecting you more than you think? Oh, yeah. You got me, Matt. 278 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:39,170 All day long, I've just been churning about what's happened to me. 279 00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:40,810 Everyone's a threat. What? 280 00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:42,390 Is that what you think? 281 00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:44,450 Uh, I don't know. 282 00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:48,050 I don't think I can do this anymore, all right? And my self -worth is in this 283 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:50,650 job, so if I don't have this, I don't have... 284 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,040 Anything. I'm scared, Matt. Help me. Wow. 285 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,219 I'm kidding. 286 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:55,400 That's what you're saying. 287 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,120 That's literally what you just said. 288 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,120 I guess I was wrong. 289 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,459 Classic Matt. 290 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:04,460 Overthinking things. 291 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:07,180 There's a part of me that's like, he's in denial. 292 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,720 But that's just something I need to work on. 293 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,140 Okay, now press seven. 294 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,460 Seven, Libby. Seven. 295 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:18,380 Press six. 296 00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:21,910 Third time is a charm. 297 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:27,270 Yo, yo, Alex. 298 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:30,870 I went across the street to the 7 -Eleven to see if their cameras caught 299 00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:32,990 the attack, and they did. That's great. 300 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,270 We can use that. Maybe we'll actually catch the guy. 301 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:36,870 You might want to check it out first. 302 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,170 Okay, there's Bruce. 303 00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:47,350 It's a goose. 304 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,190 He got hit by a freaking goose. 305 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,680 I know, right? 306 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,620 Hey, check it out. It's funny if you play it backwards, too. 307 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:08,920 No need to be nervous. Just answer my questions honestly. 308 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:09,839 It's easy. 309 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:15,280 Yep. I will answer honestly and that will be easy. 310 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,700 Okay. 311 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,150 Three, two... One. 312 00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:22,370 Harer at St. Dennis. 313 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,490 I'm here with Alex Mazurkian, a nurse who called to tell us about a vicious 314 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:30,150 attack on a surgeon here. Alex, what happened? 315 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:34,850 Yes, one of our doctors was attacked. 316 00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:38,270 Yes, yeah, that's the word I would use. 317 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:40,670 Attacked. By a former patient. 318 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:45,150 Oh, well, you know, that's not for me to say. So, you know, I better not say. 319 00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:48,470 But that is what you said when you called in. 320 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:53,590 I did. That was a phone call. And I think we all know, you know, how the 321 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:57,490 telephone works, where you start out and you're like, pizza is good. And then by 322 00:16:57,490 --> 00:17:01,550 the end, it's like, you know, Jenny hooked up with Robert in the bathroom 323 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:02,710 lives are ruined. 324 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:06,970 I'm sorry, what are we talking about? That's a good question. I think what we 325 00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:09,470 should be talking about is this violence. 326 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:13,829 against health care workers is on the rise nationwide. In fact, at this 327 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:17,849 just this year. Yeah, that's great, but that's terrible, definitely. But just to 328 00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:21,349 clarify, you did say you believe that this attacker was a former patient? What 329 00:17:21,349 --> 00:17:28,170 believe is that this attack happened in the parking lot of our 330 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:31,710 hospital. So, you know, you do the math. 331 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:35,230 I'm sorry, I feel like you're... 332 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:36,570 Like you're dodging our questions. 333 00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,070 I'm just, I don't want to speculate. 334 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,130 You know, I feel like... Oh, I'll speculate. 335 00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,630 Oh, God. Let me give it to you straight, Carl. 336 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:48,580 A crazed patient attacked one of our star surgeons in the parking lot. We 337 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:52,040 to find this man and lock him up. It's okay. You really don't need to do that. 338 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,100 No, I do need, Alex. 339 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,180 I do need. Do you work at the hospital? Dr. Joyce Henderson, executive director, 340 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,080 truth teller, protector. 341 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,440 And I would just like to tell the world that a coward clocked Dr. 342 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,940 Schweitz in the back of the head just because he works in the medical 343 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:09,200 profession. Would I call it a hate crime? 344 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,500 100%. 345 00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:22,840 Ron, come on, let me get that. I am fine. 346 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,480 I am a grown man. 347 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:35,240 You gotta give it to Ron. 348 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,860 His body might be weak, but his ego is strong. 349 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,860 Never heard a grown man make that sound before. 350 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,220 It was haunting. 351 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:48,740 No, he fled the scene and he's just out there right now, probably sitting in his 352 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:52,720 easy chair, watching this and laughing or touching himself. Who knows with 353 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:56,720 weirdos? Again, we're not live. I think we should focus on the broader issue 354 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:01,240 because this one random incident is not the point. No, it is the point, Alex. I 355 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:05,560 believe that this random attack from a perverted former patient is a clear 356 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:10,380 example of the violence that health care workers face on a daily basis. Now, I 357 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,260 would like to address the assailant personally. 358 00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:20,150 dare you it was a goose yeah i wasn't a patient he wasn't even a human being no 359 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:25,320 it was a goose Sorry, what was a goose? I was sucker punched by some dumb bird. 360 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,520 Yeah, no one's out to get me. 361 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,960 So you were not attacked because you're a doctor? 362 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:31,180 I mean, that's a question for the goose, Carl. 363 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,440 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to play catch up here. Are you saying the goose was 364 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,180 working with the pervert? No, no, no. Here's your story, Carl Justice. 365 00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:41,740 A pack of lawless geese terrorizes Merrick. Can we band together? Okay, I 366 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,980 like we got what we need. No, sorry, can I just, um, real quick. 367 00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:48,830 I understand that in this particular instance, Bruce was attacked by a goose. 368 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:54,150 However, across the nation, health care workers are being threatened and 369 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:59,490 assaulted even. But despite the risks, they still show up every single day. 370 00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:01,030 Yeah, they're not going to run the story. 371 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:04,150 Also, I'm not allowed to call the justice hotline anymore. 372 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:09,990 Pretty long walk to the car. 373 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:11,189 You want any help? 374 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:12,190 No. 375 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:16,250 But if you want, I'll walk you to your car, you know, for safety. 376 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:17,670 Okay, sure. 377 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,570 You know what might make even more sense? 378 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:25,290 Is if we walk to my car, and then I give you a ride to your car. 379 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,210 Yeah, that makes sense. 380 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,750 But when we get to my car, you may have to swing my legs. I'm not doing that. 381 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,110 Fair enough. 382 00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:34,610 Must be relief. 383 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:39,570 Oh, yeah. Just a random flyby from a bird that could come from any direction 384 00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:42,350 any time. Yeah. Completely unprovoked. 385 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:44,010 Run! 386 00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:47,930 No. How's that? Still two degrees to the left. 387 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,410 Two degrees? 388 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,270 Left. Left, Leslie. Make an L with your hand. 389 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,750 Wildlife attacks against my employees are unacceptable. 390 00:20:57,270 --> 00:21:01,990 I have always believed that. And Mama Bear will do anything to protect her 391 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:02,990 people. 392 00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:08,690 I don't know. 393 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,170 Oh, they like it. 394 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:11,970 They're coming back.